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judy is so young looking that pedophiles are genuinely disgusted when they find out how old she really is
i didn't realize that hamtaro could impregnate a human until i met judy
michael jackson was busy the other day abusing the shit out of judy until he realized there was no penis
judy has such a big ego for such a small cock
the good thing about judy is that she is so busy talking about herself, she rarely has time to talk about other people